Thursday, April 17, 2008

I received a mail from my mum. And this is what's inside the mail. I find it true and amusing!!
Read and have a good laugh


ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. _____________________________

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
"Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

Ever wonder if you're gonna find your life long partner? Ever thought about marriage?


Anyway, we had a re-shuffling of project groups. Well, i definitely miss my previous group members but right now i'm contented with people in my group. If our presence threatens you in any way, i'm sad to say you started it first and has brought this upon yourself. I myself don't wish this to happen too.